Dear Friends,
We are now transcribing a live announcement from the WWE, about Corona. Please stand by...
"What? Oh? a virus? Yeah, that too. Um...
...After much reflection, The WWE (We Who Embroider) has determined that the use of your embroidery machine is definitely, probably, almost likely to help reduce the risk of doing anything else, including getting obnoxious viruses. Your machine is your friend, in that it probably only carries your own germs, so you will typically only catch what you've already got."
"We suggest sitting back, near your embroidery machine, having started a high-stitch-count pattern. Have a Corona. Wait for the beep. Repeat as necessary." Experts at the WWE are here to help! We will have Coronas as long as it takes to get us past this crisis, and some will have Stellas, too."
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